• @NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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    -322 months ago

    While true, if you’re down bad and have decent personal hygiene, a straight man can be well appreciated. If you can’t win, play a different game.

    • @abracaDavid
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      262 months ago

      Changing your sexuality based on Tinder is just terrible advice.

        • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          102 months ago

          Ah the old “how would you know unless you try” trick eh? I’ve been sexually harassed before, you can’t fool me, I know the answer is “I also haven’t tried chopping off my arm, should I try that too just to be sure?”

          Hey gold star lesbians, you heard the man, you can’t know you hate dick until you try! My number is 555-555-5555, prove your lesbianism with DICK!