How can we secure a solar eclipse induced apocalypse next time? More virgin sacrifices? Less? Virgins are quite abundant these days. We could go either way…

    • @HopingForBetter
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      33 months ago

      Sorry, but um, actually, that’s a hyphen. An apocalypse is the goddess from Pirates of the Carribean who is in love with Davy Jones.

      • @Hazzia@discuss.tchncs.de
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        63 months ago

        (okay I know this is a joke thread and I shouldn’t take any of it seriously but the fact you didn’t pick up on “apostrophy” is bugging the hell out of me)

        • @HopingForBetter
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          -13 months ago

          Apostrophes create contractions, hyphens create compounds.

      • @bradorsomething@ttrpg.network
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        13 months ago

        Wait… I know you’re referring to Keira Knightly, but wasn’t she in love with his son?

        I was totally wrong earlier, apocalypse is a style of rhythmic Caribbean music from Trinidad and Tobago. Maybe OP was hoping for some soulful apocalyptic music during the eclispe.