• @CatOnTheChainWax
    83•3 months ago

    I’ve been banned from my neighborhood park for eating all the wild mushrooms and jumping on turtles, video games ruined my life:(

    • ivanafterall
      28•3 months ago

      Did you miss the part where you’re supposed to disappear down a pipe into the sewers?

      • @CatOnTheChainWax
        19•3 months ago

        I dove into a storm drain and got stuck, but fortunately some guy with a fishing pole came by, hooked his lure to my pants, and reeled me out :)

    • @bitwaba@lemmy.world
      11•3 months ago

      If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

      • @CatOnTheChainWax
        -1•3 months ago

        Ah yer late on that thar joke yee laddie, now off on that wagon wit yee and I’ll boop ye on yees head and make yee sleep, I know yee we’re trying to cross the border and walked right into that imperial ambush…

    • metaStatic
      6•3 months ago

      I’ve just been running around a dark room, eating pills, and listening to repetitive electronic music.

      you’re playing the wrong games my friend.