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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Homer

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Homer

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • FiniteBanjo
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    Hedonism and Wealth should not be your metric for evaluating people, anon.

    Homer sleeps at his job, is a habitual drinker, and is willfully ignorant.

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      But he did also win a nuclear power plant design contest.

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        It was a contest for children!!

        And he whooped their butts!

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      Sounds like a nice simple life

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      Also constantly abuses Bart

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      Also painfully inept at his job, but they’re corrupt, evil, and also pretty inept

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