• HubertManne
      10•4 months ago

      and inside that is one of those tube single shot in a pen james bond type of thing.

    • @z00s@lemmy.world
      6•4 months ago

      There is only one correct place for a derringer to be holstered, and that is between the massive boobs of a wild west brothel madam

      • @Ookami38@sh.itjust.works
        5•4 months ago

        That’s way too cumbersome. I have to take a buxom wench with me everywhere just to defend myself?? And I have to pull my gun from between her boobs? I’ll just grow em myself at that point.

        • @ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          4•4 months ago

          Maybe this is why a lot of the people way into self protection are gravy seals. They’re just trying to grow a place to hide their derringer.

        • @Leeker@lemmy.world
          3•4 months ago

          I’ll just grow em myself at that point.

          So that’s why they keep putting estrogen in all the food. Thanks for letting me know.