The Picard Maneuver to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network • 5 months agoNot everyone plans to be the BBEGlemmy.worldimagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1502arrow-down16
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minus-squareUgly Boblinkfedilink66•edit-25 months agoWizard: I’m not keeping cash, I’m buying paper and ink and scrolls with it. Being a wizard is super expensive.
minus-squareteftlinkfedilink19•5 months agoAdventurers don’t know that. My horc fighter sees a wizard tower and automatically wants to raid it for magic weapons.
minus-square@skulblaka@startrek.websitelinkfedilink32•5 months agoInstead of magic weapons in the vault you just find 300 years of tax paperwork Even the lich king doesn’t want to throw down with the IRS
minus-squareteftlinkfedilink8•5 months agoGood thing I kept this crown of intelligence. Ever had an 8 int horc do your paperwork? It’s not good.
Wizard: I’m not keeping cash, I’m buying paper and ink and scrolls with it.
Being a wizard is super expensive.
Adventurers don’t know that. My horc fighter sees a wizard tower and automatically wants to raid it for magic weapons.
Instead of magic weapons in the vault you just find 300 years of tax paperwork
Even the lich king doesn’t want to throw down with the IRS
Good thing I kept this crown of intelligence.
Ever had an 8 int horc do your paperwork? It’s not good.
The Great Audit of Bobisocheles.
Death by papercuts