Stamets to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone • 5 months agoMisunderstanding rulelemmy.worldimagemessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up1765arrow-down10cross-posted to: 2meirl4meirl@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1765arrow-down1imageMisunderstanding rulelemmy.worldStamets to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone • 5 months agomessage-square95fedilinkcross-posted to: 2meirl4meirl@lemmy.ml
minus-square🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish36•5 months agoTalk to Plants. Just so I can tell vegans what their food is saying.
minus-square@bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilink33•5 months agoPlot twist, all plants have a vore kink
minus-square🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish25•5 months agoProbably has the same effect though. “Eat me, daddy! UwU!” “I… I’m not hungry any more.”
minus-square@dejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink1•5 months ago “Eat me, daddy! UwU!” I mean, if veggies didn’t say that, it wouldn’t be vegan anymore.
minus-square@hoch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•5 months agoThis was my first choice, until I thought of how horrifying the screams would be whenever someone mows the lawn
minus-square@JayObey711@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•5 months agoFun fact: Plants are still alive when you eat them.
Talk to Plants.
Just so I can tell vegans what their food is saying.
Plot twist, all plants have a vore kink
Probably has the same effect though.
“Eat me, daddy! UwU!”
“I… I’m not hungry any more.”
I mean, if veggies didn’t say that, it wouldn’t be vegan anymore.
This was my first choice, until I thought of how horrifying the screams would be whenever someone mows the lawn
Fun fact: Plants are still alive when you eat them.
That’s why i burned my food.
Cereal is not a plant.
It’s an ex-plant.
You can also be the greatest arborist.