• randompasta
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    10 months ago

    Carlson’s loyalty to Putin is just an act. He’s really there to assassinate Putin on Biden’s orders.

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      10 months ago

      Goddamit I wish that was true.

      Imagine in the middle of his interview, Tucker LEAPS up and straddles Putin, tea-bagging him while plunging a frozen shard of Swanson TV dinner (chicken pot pie) into his guts repeatedly, all the while singing ‘Walking on Sunshine’.

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        10 months ago

        I’d love to see it happen, might even put it on one of those digital picture frames on an endless loop. Putin will probably get greenscreened over a body double though (to avoid issues with passing through solid objects).

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      10 months ago

      We need to start this conspiracy theory. Tucker is actually a deep deep state asset working as a double agent on Bidens behalf.

      Does someone not like the idea of using their insanity and ability to believe anything against them? Too bad because it’s time to fight fire with fire. Let’s get them thinking they don’t know who to trust because everyone (including themselves) are part of the deep state conspiracy.

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        Let’s get them thinking they don’t know who to trust because everyone (including themselves) are part of the deep state conspiracy.

        I think you’re a little late to the party on that one.

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          I don’t think so. They are definitely on the path to having the equivalent of a logic circuit burnout but they aren’t there just yet and we need to stoke that fire.