A shorter version of my latest column
-Hayes Brown, Bluesky
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Panel one:
[off-screen] Fox News: Taylor Swift’s plane is emitting soo much carbon
Angry Goose: Why are carbon emissions bad?
Panel 2:
[Man labeled Fox News being chased]
Goose: Explain why carbon emissions are bad, coward!!!
How much carbon emission do fox news use while flying their people? Or Murdoch alone? Suddenly it matters to them
I am really surprised Rupert Murdoch is still alive. I was planning to make a joke about them not flying his corpse around, they’ve got cicero and his cart for that, but it’s all ruined now.