roastedDeflator to Not The Onion@lemmy.world • 8 months agoAs folks freeze to death in Milwaukee, Ohio pastor charged for offering shelterwww.jsonline.comexternal-linkmessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1430arrow-down19cross-posted to: benjamingetthemusket@lemmy.cafenews@lemmy.worldus_news@lemmygrad.mlusa@lemmy.ml
arrow-up1421arrow-down1external-linkAs folks freeze to death in Milwaukee, Ohio pastor charged for offering shelterwww.jsonline.comroastedDeflator to Not The Onion@lemmy.world • 8 months agomessage-square69fedilinkcross-posted to: benjamingetthemusket@lemmy.cafenews@lemmy.worldus_news@lemmygrad.mlusa@lemmy.ml
minus-square@AtariDump@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish0•8 months agoWas it in the gospels? No? Unlikely Jesus said it. Not today, Satan. Not today.
Was it in the gospels?
No?
Unlikely Jesus said it.
Not today, Satan. Not today.
Huh?
Get thee behind me, Satan.
I smite thee 👿
Yeah. Sure thing. Not today.