• @TwoCubed@feddit.de
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      265 months ago

      Like when people start commenting on the near-east conflict. Hardly anyone knows what the fuck is going on there yet we find many experts on the topic in the comments.

      • @uis@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        Self-propelled multipurpose couch “EXPERT”

        • Crew: 1-6 strategists

        (or 8 if not too fat)

        • TOP SECRET!

        Fuel tank

        24*0.5l, 2500 comments on full tank. Possible installation of additional tank.

        Air bag[safety pillow]

        Optical caterpillars

        Provide speed up to 100Mbps

        Teflon seat for couch driver

        Protects pillow from combusting

        Containers of dynamic protection against enemy cat

        Missle silo cover

        Three couch-internet missles

        Can hit/penetrate to the soul any opponent

      • @platypus_plumba@lemmy.world
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        I don’t think this is wrong. I’ve learned so much talking shit. I even use talking shit as a mechanism to learn.

        I talk shit -> someone corrects me -> I learned something new. The person feels great because they corrected someone.

        It’s like a free lesson and everyone wins.

        Even people who didn’t know shit, like me, get to read someone beating my ass with arguments, and they also learn.

      • @vonbaronhans@midwest.social
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        45 months ago

        “please stop fighting and get along” is my fundamental take on most wars. It’s not particularly useful, but it helps me split the average soldier from the average “leader” that sent them to die.