• auriken
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      9 months ago

      got promoted to stay out of trouble, just like the rest!

      • Flying SquidM
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        249 months ago

        “Here is your desk. You are never setting foot on a ship again.”

          • Flying SquidM
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            119 months ago

            “Look, stop trying to go to the nebula and just use the replicator like a normal person.”

    • IninewCrow
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      179 months ago

      Biggest takeaway from the entire fiasco … hire more Captains with a caffeine addiction

      Caffeine addiction is so powerful, it will drive normal human beings to travel right across the galaxy with a moderate ship, skeleton crew, murder, mayhem and lots of motivation.

      Coffee … it not only makes the world go round, it brings the galaxy within our grasp