Based off a post I made on Reddit a while back. Hope y’all enjoy.

Edit: Since people are mentioning it - the stat buffs do not matter. I was being silly when I threw those in. But yes, the scale is 0-100.

  • @doctorcrimson
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    87 months ago

    I wonder if the underwear also works if the user gets splashed with neurotoxin or hit by a wave of radiation. I know theres gotta be a clear cutoff but I’m not sure where it is.

    Don’t get me wrong, running faster than Usain Bolt seems cool, too. The sleeping mask seems like a great idea at first until you realize it would increase your food expense dramatically.

    • The sleeping mask seems like a great idea at first until you realize it would increase your food expense dramatically.

      So what?? It would add years to your life! Imagine having 7 more hours of wake time every day for a decade! 7/24 or 29% more conscious life time! This is absolutely my choice :)

      • @doctorcrimson
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        57 months ago

        TBH I’m not really doing that much with the 17 hours I’m currently awake and I have trouble keeping weight on. I’m not planning to pick up another job. I’d just be bored and hungry for additional years of lifespan.

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        7 months ago

        But when you wake “fully refreshed” you are only good for the next 16 hours. Then you will be tired like any end of day, and out of sync with everyone else’s schedule, and still have to wait for the 20 hour cool down.

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            7 months ago

            I mean, when you wake up normally “fully refreshed”, how long can you go? 16-17 hours is all I get, unless I really push it. The description doesn’t say you don’t get tired, just that there’s a 20 hour cool down.

            • @raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world
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              Once fully rested, I can easily be up for 20 hours and fully awake / focused. Often more. My biorhythm seems more happy with a 30 hours cycle: 10 hours sleep, then 20 hours awake. If only the earth wasn’t rotating too fast ;) So this item would be perfect for me