Lanky_Pomegranate530 to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 7 months agoWhat's the biggest "Green Flag" that could be misinterpreted as a "Red Flag"?message-square117fedilinkarrow-up1166arrow-down112
arrow-up1154arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the biggest "Green Flag" that could be misinterpreted as a "Red Flag"?Lanky_Pomegranate530 to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 7 months agomessage-square117fedilink
minus-squareschmorplinkfedilinkEnglish51•7 months agoCurrently sitting next to silent bf silently. We just grunt at each other for days in a row. Live with someone wanting constant interaction = hell.
minus-square@bfg9k@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink45•7 months agoMy wife and I have a whole system: one grunt = I love you / thanks two grunts = I want attention and love one long grunt = I am in whine mode and want to talk about it two short grunts = I want to fuck you three short grunts = I’m hungry and want snacks
minus-square@mycatiskai@lemmy.onelinkfedilink15•7 months agoWhat happens if you don’t hear the first of three short grunts? Does one of you wonder why the other one is naked when they really just want a burrito?
minus-square@xmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink9•7 months agoSo the cherries and whipped cream are for five grunts. Interesting.
Currently sitting next to silent bf silently. We just grunt at each other for days in a row. Live with someone wanting constant interaction = hell.
My wife and I have a whole system:
What happens if you don’t hear the first of three short grunts? Does one of you wonder why the other one is naked when they really just want a burrito?
¿Por que no los dos?
Tim? How’s Mr. Wilson these days? lol
So the cherries and whipped cream are for five grunts. Interesting.
Haha this is wholesome! 💗