LinkOpensChest.wav to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish • 7 months agoThis toilet paper at my worki.postimg.ccimagemessage-square265fedilinkarrow-up11.38Karrow-down146file-text
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minus-squareExtraslinkEnglish16•7 months agoIf you breathe on it wrong it’ll tear a hole right through it. Hope there’s soap
minus-squareLinkOpensChest.wavOPlinkfedilinkEnglish22•7 months agoIt actually took great care to pull out enough for the picture. I typically can’t extract more than one (1) thin square of tissue at a time I’ve heard of single-ply, but this is more like 0.25-ply
minus-square@bleistift2@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglish22•7 months agoSo you need to use lots of extra time to wipe your ass? Sounds like a reasonable business decision.
minus-square@Feirdro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish21•7 months ago typical business decision. Make policy first, don’t ever measure the effects.
minus-square@EmergMemeHologram@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglish7•7 months agoOne of these two options results in lowering a line item in a budget, the other is just a vague decline in productivity and employee retention.
minus-squareBoneheadlinkfedilink7•7 months agoThe key is not to pull the toilet paper itself, but press on the roll to turn it as you carefully draw out the toilet paper with the other hand. Source: I once worked for a really bad travel insurance company that used the same toilet paper supplier.
minus-squareLinkOpensChest.wavOPlinkfedilinkEnglish6•7 months agoBelieve me, I wish I could, but the hood on the dispenser prohibits this approach
If you breathe on it wrong it’ll tear a hole right through it. Hope there’s soap
It actually took great care to pull out enough for the picture. I typically can’t extract more than one (1) thin square of tissue at a time
I’ve heard of single-ply, but this is more like 0.25-ply
So you need to use lots of extra time to wipe your ass? Sounds like a reasonable business decision.
Make policy first, don’t ever measure the effects.
One of these two options results in lowering a line item in a budget, the other is just a vague decline in productivity and employee retention.
shareholder-ply
The key is not to pull the toilet paper itself, but press on the roll to turn it as you carefully draw out the toilet paper with the other hand.
Source: I once worked for a really bad travel insurance company that used the same toilet paper supplier.
Believe me, I wish I could, but the hood on the dispenser prohibits this approach
A prostate exam with every wipe