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minus-square@Aceticon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink33•7 months agoYou use Assembly. You describe each and every leg movement and each and every step to the castle and over the castle bridge and inside the castle. You somehow end up in the castle kitchen.
minus-square@sunbeam60@lemmy.onelinkfedilink18•edit-27 months agoOr more precisely. You end up in a dark room. You’re not sure it’s in the castle.
minus-square@nilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglish8•7 months agoAnd the only way back is by counting every step you took on the way in, and if you miss one, the castle buries you.
minus-square@mindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink3•7 months agoBut if you’re right, you have the princess and return home before the guards are done drawing their swords.
You use Assembly.
You describe each and every leg movement and each and every step to the castle and over the castle bridge and inside the castle.
You somehow end up in the castle kitchen.
Or more precisely. You end up in a dark room. You’re not sure it’s in the castle.
And the only way back is by counting every step you took on the way in, and if you miss one, the castle buries you.
But if you’re right, you have the princess and return home before the guards are done drawing their swords.