• Flying Squid
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    67 months ago

    I apologize. Clearly, you are the world’s new George Carlin. I’m just unable to understand a wit like yours. But I am glad that you put that you were being sarcastic in all caps. Jokes are always funnier if you explain that they’re jokes, so that’s probably why those 13 people thought it was so hilarious.

    • @doctorcrimson
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      -67 months ago

      It literally says in in the comment in full capital letters at the end /SARCASM

      Which denotes the end of the SARCASM of the comment. I’m sorry you missed that. I didn’t have to explain that it was a joke, I’m doing that now because I’m nice, I had to banter with you about the objective reality that people laughed with me about it.

      • Flying Squid
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        57 months ago

        Yes, I know, as I said, I’m really glad you put ‘SARCASM’ in all caps like that at the end so everyone would know it was a joke because that’s what makes jokes funny.

        In fact, it would have been even funnier if you had started it with “THIS IS A FUNNY THING I WILL TYPE NEXT:”

        You should probably edit your post and add that in for maximum humor. Think how many upvotes you would get to brag about then!

        • @doctorcrimson
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          -67 months ago

          I unfortunately cannot say in any confidence that you’re the next Eddie Murphy.

          • Flying Squid
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            57 months ago

            Well that’s good, because I certainly haven’t said anything funny. I mean, if I did, I would have notified you in all caps.

            • @doctorcrimson
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              17 months ago

              In fact, it would have been even funnier if you had started it with “THIS IS A FUNNY THING I WILL TYPE NEXT:”

              Lmao you can just ignore statements that you yourself have made, then?