Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoThey are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your bananalemmy.worldimagemessage-square34linkfedilinkarrow-up1381arrow-down18
arrow-up1373arrow-down1imageThey are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your bananalemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square34linkfedilink
minus-squareBarneyPiccololinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·1 day agoPeople just don’t want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged. Here’s an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone’s pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning. Or, y’know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.
minus-squareInaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·22 hours agoCompanies paying their workers minimum wage Companies also complaining that “no one has any disposable income anymore” #JustCapitalismThings
minus-squarescottrepreneur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 day agoHow much could one banana cost? Five dollars?
minus-squareGreenCrunchlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoSorry folks. Because of the banana handouts, the company is short on cash for the quarter, so there will be no bonuses or raises.
People just don’t want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.
Here’s an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone’s pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.
Or, y’know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.
Companies paying their workers minimum wage
Companies also complaining that “no one has any disposable income anymore”
#JustCapitalismThings
How much could one banana cost? Five dollars?
Sorry folks. Because of the banana handouts, the company is short on cash for the quarter, so there will be no bonuses or raises.