• BarneyPiccolo
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    1 month ago

    People just don’t want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.

    Here’s an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone’s pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.

    Or, y’know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.

    • Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      Companies paying their workers minimum wage

      Companies also complaining that “no one has any disposable income anymore”

      #JustCapitalismThings

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        1 month ago

        Sorry folks. Because of the banana handouts, the company is short on cash for the quarter, so there will be no bonuses or raises.