Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoThey are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your bananalemmy.worldimagemessage-square35linkfedilinkarrow-up1404arrow-down18
arrow-up1396arrow-down1imageThey are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your bananalemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square35linkfedilink
minus-squareBarneyPiccololinkfedilinkarrow-up33arrow-down1·2 months agoPeople just don’t want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged. Here’s an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone’s pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning. Or, y’know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.
minus-squareInaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoCompanies paying their workers minimum wage Companies also complaining that “no one has any disposable income anymore” #JustCapitalismThings
minus-squarescottrepreneur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·2 months agoHow much could one banana cost? Five dollars?
minus-squareGreenCrunchlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoSorry folks. Because of the banana handouts, the company is short on cash for the quarter, so there will be no bonuses or raises.
People just don’t want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.
Here’s an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone’s pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.
Or, y’know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.
Companies paying their workers minimum wage
Companies also complaining that “no one has any disposable income anymore”
#JustCapitalismThings
How much could one banana cost? Five dollars?
Sorry folks. Because of the banana handouts, the company is short on cash for the quarter, so there will be no bonuses or raises.