dannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agoThe Republican candidate for NYC mayor is a former world record holding competitive pickle eater that was kidnapped and almost murdered by the Gambino crime family.hexbear.netimagemessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up185arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up185arrow-down1imageThe Republican candidate for NYC mayor is a former world record holding competitive pickle eater that was kidnapped and almost murdered by the Gambino crime family.hexbear.netdannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square18linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareGreenCrunchlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoI mean, NYC is known for being attacked by crazy monsters, I’ve seen the movies. It’s only a matter of time before an enormous pickle lays seige to Manhattan, and let’s face it - Mamdani doesn’t have what it takes to face that down. Vote Sliwa for Pickle Security!
I mean, NYC is known for being attacked by crazy monsters, I’ve seen the movies. It’s only a matter of time before an enormous pickle lays seige to Manhattan, and let’s face it - Mamdani doesn’t have what it takes to face that down.
Vote Sliwa for Pickle Security!