You are a true believer. Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses. Thou art a subject of the divine. Created in the image of man, by the masses, for the masses. Let us be thankful we have an occupation to fill. Work hard; increase production, prevent accidents, and be happy.
Someone should hack it so it acts like Jesus.
I was thinking more driving the moneylenders out with whips
I was thinking something super empathetic, but that wouldn’t hurt either.