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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Anon's split personality

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Anon's split personality

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • WorldsDumbestMan
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    2 days ago

    What other parts aren’t meant to be washed? Asking for a friend.

    • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      Eyeballs are self-cleaning as well.

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        22 hours ago

        Is it bad if someone where to say, hate toilet paper, and wash themselves inside-out almost daily?

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          20 hours ago

          What?

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            19 hours ago

            Poo is gross, toilet paper just smears it around. I want none of it. So, are there any consequences to washing yourself inside-out?

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              18 hours ago

              How far up the chute are we talking?

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                17 hours ago

                Not deep. Like a bit deeper than surface. Just enough to make sure there is nothing icky hanging, and that the soap enters.

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      Believe it or not, belly buttons. At most you’re only supposed to wash them once per month. Any more than that and you risk an infection due to imbalance in the microbes in there

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        I’ll choose not.

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