• Darbage
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    23 days ago

    It’s far funnier than it should be Your name is also perfect to have been the first to comment.

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      23 days ago

      Oh shit, that’s right. I’m Zeus here. The king of the gods. Shitposting through his multihop VPN from atop mount olympus

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        23 days ago

        There is no better use of your awesome powers that comes to mind.

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          20 days ago

          Every time I try to make it rain on a fire set on people’s homes by blackrock or some other evil corporation. It’s not enough.

          However, my brother will have fun with those psychopaths down in his own realm. Every one of those monsters that start wars and have others launch bombs at civilians, sometimes on purpose. I’ll let my brother deal with them when their time comes. And I’ll make sure their victims get good places to stay when their times come

          Be a good person, don’t cause harm don’t do harm unless it’s self defense

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            23 days ago

            I feel like with Zeus’s reputation for assuming the form of people or animals to trick foolish mortals, there’s a lot of benevolent trolling that could be done in times like these.

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              22 days ago

              Now now, who says I haven’t been shape-shifting into the forms of rich men to fuck their hot wives?

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                22 days ago

                They deserve a decent time now and again, good on you.