@Wollang@sh.itjust.works to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world • 10 months agoHow did we come to say something courteous to someone after they’ve sneezedmessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1100arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up194arrow-down1message-squareHow did we come to say something courteous to someone after they’ve sneezed@Wollang@sh.itjust.works to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world • 10 months agomessage-square39fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMr PoopyButtholelinkfedilinkEnglish20•10 months agoMy girlfriend says “bless you” whenever I fart
minus-square@CuttingBoard@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilink10•10 months agoThis guy I worked with used to say, “What happened?”. He would always feign concern for the farter.
minus-square@SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish5•edit-210 months agoI say bless you normally for sneezes and sarcastically for everything else. Farts, hiccups, burps etc. Peak comedy I know
minus-square@OptimusPhillip@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•10 months agoBecause the onus is on the farter to say something courteous. Because we, for some reason, decided that a involuntary, natural bodily function is rude.
minus-squareI'm back on my BS 🤪linkfedilinkEnglish-1•10 months ago“I hope you didn’t just shit yourself on my couch. 😐”
And why not farts
My girlfriend says “bless you” whenever I fart
bless her
She sounds like a keeper
Be the change
This guy I worked with used to say, “What happened?”. He would always feign concern for the farter.
I say bless you normally for sneezes and sarcastically for everything else. Farts, hiccups, burps etc. Peak comedy I know
BLESS MY FART
BLESSED
Because the onus is on the farter to say something courteous. Because we, for some reason, decided that a involuntary, natural bodily function is rude.
Speak for yourself
Well now I do
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“I hope you didn’t just shit yourself on my couch. 😐”
🤣