I had a officer intentionally send me in the wrong direction today when I asked about the polls after doing so, I went back and recorded asking him about if he was new to the area, in which you can clearly see him lie, then fake describe the building where he knew voting was. After all… he was an officer there for a specific reason today.
Attach it to what? A carrier pidgeon?
I would prefer a crow
Put it on a USB drive and attach it to its foot with a bit of ribbon. Use a shoelace knot so that if need be the crow can untie it.
Think I fucked up, at this point I just have what appears to be fruit bat wings in a bowl, bit of broth. I didn’t have a flash drive, can I use a toaster?