@HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 day agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-square88fedilinkarrow-up1441arrow-down121
arrow-up1420arrow-down1message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?@HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 day agomessage-square88fedilink
minus-square@A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink96•1 day agoWater + Jesus = Wine Wine + Jesus = Brandy Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk
minus-squareBilliamlinkfedilink46•1 day agoI choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
minus-squaremetaStaticlinkfedilink42•1 day agoIs this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
minus-squareBilliamlinkfedilink3•8 hours agoHe’s 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed. Of course he was fucking hammered all day.
minus-square@acosmichippo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish10•1 day agobro do you got any snacks to go with this
minus-square@cybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 day agoAll I can offer is some fish and bread.
Water + Jesus = Wine
Wine + Jesus = Brandy
Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk
I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
Is this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
He’s 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed.
Of course he was fucking hammered all day.
bro do you got any snacks to go with this
You can have one tasteless cracker.
All I can offer is some fish and bread.
It’s all you can eat though, so there’s that