• @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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    611 hours ago

    “This carpet that was stained when you moved in wasn’t stained before you moved in so I’m keeping your $300 deposit”

    Fuck outta here.

    • capital
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      -111 hours ago

      You didn’t walk though and document before move-in?

      • “Our inspector (me) found deep damage (the carpet is already ten years old and I claimed the exact same thing for the last tenant)”

        Be on your way, parasite.

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          11 hours ago

          Gee, I just can’t imagine why anyone would do that to you…

          • Interesting and definitely intelligent assumption based on the text, person who doesn’t know carpet is considered completely depreciated after five years and claiming it as damage is fraud.

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              9 hours ago

              Oh yeah I’m definitely not a carpet expert.

              I meant with a temperament like yours, I can’t imagine why anyone would do you wrong.

              ahem… THE ABOVE SENTENCE IS SARCASM

              Since I you missed it last time I figured you might need a bigger sign.