Former President Donald Trump spent nearly an hour at his Palm Beach, Florida, social club on Thursday ranting to a room full of reporters as he tries to grab the spotlight from a resurgent Democratic ticket fronted by Vice President Kamala Harris and Minnesota Governor Tim Walz.
I wonder if his cult is starting to notice the dementia progressing, or if they’re getting tired of him getting his ass handed to him by a woman who is also black. He’s old and clearly in bad shape, everyday I wake up and check to see if today is the day he didn’t.
No, they aren’t.
All of my coworkers are super trump supporters, they even bought the flag from the assassination attempt. Yesterday, one of them told me to go “fuck my couch” and I said “there’s enough couch fuckers around” which confused him.
I awkwardly explained the JD Vance couch thing (I know it was just a troll, it didn’t actually happen) and he BLEW UP. He was explaining that he looks up to and respects JD and I shouldn’t believe what I’m seeing on the internet.
Tell your coworker its weird to idolize sectional predators.