Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 days agoThy wit's as thick as Tewksburry mustard.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down11
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThy wit's as thick as Tewksburry mustard.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 15 days agoI don’t have the patience or the crayons to explain this to you.message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down12
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareI don’t have the patience or the crayons to explain this to you.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 15 days agoYou have your entire life to be a buffoon. Why not take today off?message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down13
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareYou have your entire life to be a buffoon. Why not take today off?Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 16 days agoThe village called. They'd like their idiot back. You better get going.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down12
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareThe village called. They'd like their idiot back. You better get going.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 16 days agoYour actually a cereal killer because each time you pour cereal, your ugly face literally kills the cereal just by looking at it.message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down15
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareYour actually a cereal killer because each time you pour cereal, your ugly face literally kills the cereal just by looking at it.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoKeep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareKeep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoAhh, now that reminds me of the other day, when I was having sex with your wife.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareAhh, now that reminds me of the other day, when I was having sex with your wife.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoYou must have been born on a highway. That’s where most accidents happen.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareYou must have been born on a highway. That’s where most accidents happen.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoABRACADABRA! Nope. You're still a bitch.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareABRACADABRA! Nope. You're still a bitch.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoYou are as thick as manure and only half as useful.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou are as thick as manure and only half as useful.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoYour mouth has the same function like an asshole, it spits shit.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareYour mouth has the same function like an asshole, it spits shit.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoThey say an apple never falls far from the tree. But in your case, a turd never falls far from the ass.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThey say an apple never falls far from the tree. But in your case, a turd never falls far from the ass.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoAs an outsider, what is your perspective on intelligence?message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareAs an outsider, what is your perspective on intelligence?Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoNext time you go out, take a sentient being with you.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareNext time you go out, take a sentient being with you.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoYou're so stupid, you failed a blood test.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou're so stupid, you failed a blood test.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agoThou art a boil, a plague soremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThou art a boil, a plague soreAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agoI'd call you a cunt, but you have neither the warmth or the depth.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI'd call you a cunt, but you have neither the warmth or the depth.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agoCan I borrow your face? My arse is on holiday.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareCan I borrow your face? My arse is on holiday.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agoYour gene pool could use a little more chlorine.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYour gene pool could use a little more chlorine.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agoYour hairline is like Pluto, unreachable.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYour hairline is like Pluto, unreachable.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
