Yes to both.

Problem is, the staff will commonly still prioritize the cars and you’ll still wait. Maybe not as much if you got in the end of the queue, but still longer than you’d expect.

So does every other drink for that matter.

I know several brick walls that would love to fuck his face.

It’s for those of us that prefer our circuit components to be LGBTQ+ friendly. Fuck those SMD resistors.

If Benghazi taught us anything, it’s time for 45 more hearings!

saints row

Penis bat

I’m not sure I’m doing this right…

It’s all I think about.

I wonder why he hasn’t been pardoned yet. This is hero level stuff by Trump’s standards.

Yeah, but just wait for when King Trump makes California pay tariffs to trade with the remaining states! He’ll bleed CA dry!

I have to imagine that in any scenario where the rocks would be dangerous would also mean that you are fucked anyway.

Sounds like a bold-faced lie to me. I bet it was all staged.

Yeah, not sure I trust anything about Wikipedia posted by someone with that username. Totally unbiased.

Better punchline: Something something … our apartment has never been so clean!

Probably easier to get people to stop smoking than stop littering.

Have had it done, bladed. Yes, you look straight at it, but you can’t see shit anyway because of the drops they put in your eyes first. I was much less concerning than I expected.

That was only for one eye though. The other was not a candidate for LASIK, so I had the alternative procedure known as PRK. This one is super fun because instead of cutting the cornea off then put it back on (LASIK), they just scrape off the outer layer of the cornea.

The Shoveler is my hero.

Sounds like Bob is just bad at his job.

Who knew that mass epidemic deaths was the invisible hand of this market

If it makes you feel any better, they probably had miserable lives to start with…