“In the name of the moon, I will punish you.”

“So, what do you think of my TNG script?”

“It’s great! But I don’t see any lines in here for Marina.”

“Who?”

“Counselor Troi.”

“I’m sorry, am I supposed to know who that is…?”

It’s too bad we never see the other colors of the Picard Rangers.

Oh, how I envy that day.

Bro’s been hitting the skull wax.

Ooooh yeah!

If it has an Xbox-style, controller-first interface, and its cost is subsidized by future game sales, that would be interesting. But at this point the Xbox division seems like they’re just phoning it in these days.

Worried this will just be another expensive, “us too!” handheld PC with poor battery life.

You can still be the cream of the crop.

I may be an American (at the moment), but my Canadian pride has never been higher!

a powerless, palm-sized carp

Pfft, that’d have to be some sort of… I don’t know… magic carp or something.

Castle of Shikigami.

Mushihimesama

GG Aleste.

It can make one man weak,

make another man sing…

Don’t play with my emotions like that!

Well, the important thing is that she’s suffered. It would be nice if she was self-aware enough to understand why, but we have to take what we can get.