I’m starting the murder spree tomorrow. I’ve never seen a nymph before, but now I know what they look like.

My neighbor started an eradication campaign. I had no idea either, so I looked it up. She knew about the jumping worms from living in the southeast US for a while.

What a sweet face!

Your setup looks a lot like mine.

Superb.

*Is that queso from a can?

😭😭😭

Thrifted blankets that match your sensibilities over the main couch, or the dog portions of the couch.

He has his own ikea loveseat as his bed. I tuck in a blanket around the seat cover and swap it out when it smells like dog.

We have a significant number of dog blankets here.

Toast your bread to the lightest setting for extra deliciousness.

I was a protectionist at a cinema for a while. I get it.

You both can have all of my capers, forever.

Artichoke hearts. Straight from the jar with a fork. Yum.

Pimento olives, chopped fine and mashed into cream cheese, spread on pumpernickel (bread, bagel, etc).

Capers can fuck off entirely.

… I wanna eat that

Get wrecked, fucker

Mango float?

I’m going to put peanut butter on mine and skip the fast.

Welcome! And happy cake day!

Annals of the Former World is great, for a physical/historical/structural geology primer that’s also a digestible travelogue.

Stephen Jay Gould did a lot to make shale interesting in his book on the Cambrian Explosion.

No.

Syphilis Grampa can’t reset the router. Surprise surprise.

Gollum, if he was a sex offender.