God:
For one month, don't eat meat on Fridays
Catholics:
Cool, fish isn't meat
God:
What?
Catholics:
Pope said it was fine
God:
The what?
“Fish” for Catholics is a surprisingly broad category that includes amphibians, reptiles, puffins and even
EDIT: Also gravies and broths don’t count
imagine being given such a fucking EZ task and still being such a fucking brat that you throw a fit so you can add even more exceptions to your goofy ass ultra-easy-mode fast.
italian catholics making ragu with meatballs and calling it gravy
yakubian bleach demons couldn’t go 5 days a year without carcass so they had to make shit up to subdue the blood cravings
Well, Catholics are cannibals.
Oy, wtf?
spoiler
Contrary to popular belief, we are not fish people nor do we descend from shrimp
teehee
I think they mean the eucharist
Well, that’s just a simple whataboutism on his part, regardless of whether he understands the Eurcharist or not…
whataboutism
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kewl
I want to get high and eat that entire plate of food. I think that’s the only way I’d ever want to eat it though it looks disgusting otherwise
Cocktail sauce does a lot of work on that plate
Probably 80% of it. The other 15% is the breading. Whatever is inside of all that is pretty irrelevant honestly.
Why is it disgusting? It looks pretty fine to me… (I can understand if you’ve dietary restrictions)
vegan or just not a fan of heavy deep fried meals
I’m not vegan and I love deep fried meals but that looks like some Applebees level shit. You know it’s fresh from the microwave rather than freshly breaded and fried.
fair enough