Those arenāt cracks. They are expansion relief joints. The grass sprouting from them adds structural integrity. Swearsy realsies.
I was going to argue your point, but you said swearsy realsies. You canāt get more proof than that.
Theyāre ādriveway enhancersā.
2-dimensional car not included with purchase.
Although if there was a giant cardboard cutout when I got there Iād have to give them credit.
Hey man! You canāt just claim itās not real just because the shadows donāt align and the lighting doesnāt make sense and thereās proper reflections where there ought to be!
The car could totally be real!
āMore than you can afford, pal! Ferrari!ā
Ooh, that one does hurt
This is a bad idea no matter what, but they could have at least chosen something expensive but more plausible, like a BMW.