I could totally beat the shit out of omnidens amplus

When I’m having a hard time sleeping, sometimes I imagine I’m swimming in the ancient ocean with some of these little fellas. Hanging out with my pet anomalocaris.

This post has gotten me thinking: are sea monkeys the modern day heirs to anomalocaris?

Because they kind of look like it.

“would you still love me if i were a 7 foot long panarthropod?”