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tw*tter is having a lot of fun with Dutch recently
Warning: monkey peepee
Deeply unserious
as a communist I support this message
Dutch sounds like someone doing a bad impersonation of German
I flew on Royal Dutch Airline and I stg the safety briefing gave me a stroke, my brain could not decide if I was listening to English, German, or nonsense
German baby talk.
If you spend some time in Germany and then cross the border, it sounds like everyone is doing baby talk.
There’s a brief moment, whenever I hear people speak dutch, where i fear i am suffering from a stroke and I’ve suddenly lost the ability to understand my own language.
My Dutch friend calls it “drunk German”
My Dutch friend once mocked my language for having a lot of throat sounds and glottal stops. I had to remind him that he speaks Dutch.
Me, visiting Newcastle
Neuken in de keuken.
hitler dood
wat nou?
It gets even more ridiculous when you consider they used to speak such a funny language while wearing neck ruffles and other 17th century clothing. And that was considered their golden age.
fyi this is afrikaans
I don’t trust that Hitler dood
Even Disco Elysium couldn’t restrain itself from making fun of the Dutch
Wait till you learn about Afrikaans…
It’s Dutch, but worse.
The Anglos call’d, they’re callin’ your language a broken dialect…
A fate worse than death truly…
Here’s a fun Dutch phrase to say aloud as loud as possible:
ICE PLANK MICE ELF
last time this got posted a bunch of steamin mad dutch came in here like “yoor leenqwij ist not sao multch baeder, dis ist ackchuallee broblebaatick”
we know. we’ve given up and just started using english words instead. maar het is iig geen frans
