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The fingers look like they’ve been licked.
Don’t kink shame me.
Others: what if we kissed on the Colonel Sanders couch?
Me: finally someone I can hold hands with
When you want to spice up your sex life by having sex in new places
spice up your sex life
With 11 herbs and spices!
Just try to keep the cayanne powder out of your coochie.
If you don’t want to fuck while The Colonel watches, is there even a point to fucking?
What if we kissed
on theColonel Sanderscouch?Well it certainly has my endorsement
There should be a bump where his crotch is.
Well, I’m listening…
This would be a great alternative to the casting couch
It’s the Pentavirate Throne
Kentucky Fried Couch
