• Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.ca
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    5 hours ago

    Sure would be nice if the media would stop just repeating his bullshit at face value.

    “celebrating 250 years of the U.S. military…” Fuck off. Trump doesn’t give a shit about the military. He wants a show for himself on his birthday. They should make that perfectly clear each and every time instead of just repeating whatever inane bullshit hillbilly barbie says at the podium.

  • Deflated0ne@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    Nah. Hold it anyway. Maybe we’ll get lucky and the clown prince will catch all his karma at once in the form of a lightning bolt.

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      4 hours ago

      Yes, but at the cost of long range visibility and wind, which I guess would only be a problem in certain specific circumstances.

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        4 hours ago

        We live in the future.

        For 3 grand you can buy a smart scope that does all the trig for you. You tell it where you want to hit. Plug in the weight, barrel length, powder charge, etc. It does the math and gives you a firing solution.

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    7 hours ago

    If he was nicer, the Democrats could use their weather machine to give him nice weather on his birthday, but he’s been a big meanie lately, so it’s rain for HitlerPig’s birthday.

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      4 hours ago

      Maybe he ahould ask Bibi if he can have those Jewish Space Lasers burn away the mean thunder clouds.

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    7 hours ago

    Bday parade??? This is exactly the type of ego bs that dictators do. Have a quiet night in with the family you never see you psycho

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    8 hours ago

    So the message is our military can’t perform in th3 rain. Is USPS the last great government force?

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      8 hours ago

      To be fair they stated they didn’t want to have an audience out in lightning.

      Whatever the case, calling off such festivities is what I’d like to happen anyway. His stupid birthday parade not happening would be a good outcome.

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    8 hours ago

    Can’t let his comb over go more wild in the rain. Remember, he doesn’t even show up for veteran’s memorial service in the rain because rain and dying for your country is for losers. What he said anyway. $48 million was spent just getting all that gear there. Could have fed starving American children by funding the program that was canceled but who needs to do that right? OH WELL! ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (/s)

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      3 hours ago

      Trump and Co don’t even think about feeding soldiers, let alone poor children.

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    10 hours ago

    Maybe this is misguided, but in some ways I was looking forward to seeing whatever actions had been planned in DC that day. I guess we’ll see what happens. Regardless, Asheville is coming out strong for a No Kings rally.