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dead [he/him]@hexbear.net to Slop.@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

"My name’s Ekaterina Deistler. I did exactly what Elon Musk told everyone to do and now I have a million dollars.”

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"My name’s Ekaterina Deistler. I did exactly what Elon Musk told everyone to do and now I have a million dollars.”

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https://xcancel.com/patriottakes/status/1906710740691501081

Video of a Wisconsin voter payed by Elon Must

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  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    in 100 years, this video of her taking elon’s check for $1,000,000 and saying “i did exactly what elon musk told everyone to do” is going to appear in a Chinese documentary on the rise of neofascism in amerikkka like how wwii docs show hitler speeches and der sturmer articles.

    • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      God, I wonder if Hexbear will make a showing as an example of the defeated left in the imperial core, and how ineffective it has become after 100 years of suppression.

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        Man, I sure hope they at least highlight that absurdly underappreciated pun I made that one time.

      • Wobble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        o7

  • null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    totally fine and completely normal democratic process.

  • TheLastHero [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    don’t these people have any shame? “Yes I am a little worm who can be publicly bribed, and you can be too!”

    its not even a good bribe! Its a rigged lottery, you aren’t getting shit. Why would they make it fair, its literally an ad campaign

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      The only way to make a Wisconsinite feel shame is to tell them their beer brats are dry

      • Llituro [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        you can also tell them that spotted cow is a mid beer

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          True

          It’s fine, but there are better ones out there

          • Llituro [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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            it’s a good hit because you can pop chuds with it, since even the supper clubs in bumfuck will still have it on tap

            and it’s not even near the best thing new glarus has out at any given time.

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              Ahh, supper clubs

              Sometimes I miss the ol’ catcher’s mitt

    • Llituro [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      green bay has a lot of these catholic christofascists who are exactly the same as the evangelical christofascists in the south only their version of white supremacy substitutes being extremely mad about the pope for being mad about catholics.

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    my name is juan ameriga and elong must gave me twenty dollars

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    You have healthcare sweetie, it’s winning Elon’s lottery how-much-could-it-cost

  • MelaniaTrump [undecided]@hexbear.net
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    lol @ Citizens United

    The Court ultimately held in this case that the anti corruption interest is not sufficient to displace the speech in question from Citizens United and that “independent expenditures, including those made by corporations, do not give rise to corruption or the appearance of corruption.”

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    Musk’s the same one accusing tesla destroyers of being outside agitators.

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    He did it

    He found the most German Wisconsinite

    And I was friends with a man named Wilhelm

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    This really feels like something that should be getting said in front of a panel of high-ranking government officials or at least in a deposition or something joker-amerikkklap

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    Amazing how Shimel is shitty and in bed with enough shitty people that I might be voting for a Dem on something instead of penning “free Palestine”.

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    A week or two from now, another surprise Elon Musk IVF pregnancy story will emerge

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    First time I’ve ever wished I lived in Wisconsin.

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      You probably wouldn’t have gotten the check anyway

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    So this is what is broadcast on Canal Uno when I bribe someone in Tropico

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    “I was just following orders”

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