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minus-squaredriving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·2 days agoGo to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
minus-squareyannic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-222 hours agoPro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, “Unscented” Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.
minus-squaredriving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·21 hours agoThanks for the ad.
minus-squareblackn1ght@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 days agoThe supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoYou’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
minus-squareace_of_based@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoDepends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
minus-squarebstix@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoAsk for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoNow they still don’t want to talk to you
Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
Pro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, “Unscented” Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.
Thanks for the ad.
Ok, now what.
Buy one and take a shower
The supermarket doesn’t have any showers to take though
Gardening section
You’d have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
Ask for assistance. It’s a great conversation starter.
Keep starin
Now they still don’t want to talk to you
Devilishly clever!