I’ll go first: I’m not actually the famed reclusive author Thomas Pynchon.
I was actually Richard Hell from Television and The Voidoids, the whole time.
Im Melina
:live-tucker-reaction:
I sold the domain name to DOGE for a cybertruck coupon ($50 off)
I’ve actually never met George Soros nor worked for him.
unbelievable
I spend more of my life on this website than I would ever confess to another person
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I’m sorry you all had to find out this way but I’m straight
Now that you’re out, the plane’s gonna right itself and we’re all gonna live
I’m actually CIA.
We’re pulling strings behind the scenes to get the site UP and save the domain name. It’s preferable to keep all the weirdos in one place for easier observation.
Xi didn’t really personally recruit me to make a CCP Brainwashing Milker. I just wanted you folks to think I was cool. I’m sorry for lying.
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It was China’s ambassador to the US. We’ve been in contact for years now, ever since I got honeypotted by a CCP findom on tiktok.
It was me Hexbear. John Kerry, Silver Legion, Veganism, Outdoor cats, moving stones, throwing batteries into the ocean, liberalsocialist.
I’m the author of all your pain.
I’m gay
See, now that you’re out, the plane’s gonna right itself and we’re all gonna live.
I have a crush on the person reading this and want to smooch them
I wish I had my contacts in, what’s this say
I fucking love hololive and holostars
Sometimes girls just wanna have fun
Not into vtubers myself but the Holocure game is incredible so 07 to the holostars
I used to “ironically” be into vtubers but it has stopped being ironic a while ago
We should all become vtubers and open our own vtuber owned co-op agency as a bit but then it can eventually stop being a bit
I was a liberal the whole time
Dw we knew
I’m actually Barron Trump
My first and only celebrity crush was Elliot Page because I envied him for seemingly being a lesbian when I was still in denial.
But joke’s on me I guess.
I’ve never listened to cth and never intend to
I listen to it out of habit at this point you’re not missing much. They used to be a lot more funny
