I’ll go first: I’m not actually the famed reclusive author Thomas Pynchon.
I was actually Richard Hell from Television and The Voidoids, the whole time.
I’ll go first: I’m not actually the famed reclusive author Thomas Pynchon.
I was actually Richard Hell from Television and The Voidoids, the whole time.
Xi didn’t really personally recruit me to make a CCP Brainwashing Milker. I just wanted you folks to think I was cool. I’m sorry for lying.
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It was China’s ambassador to the US. We’ve been in contact for years now, ever since I got honeypotted by a CCP findom on tiktok.