This guy not only passed the 3 day no poop task but expanded it

There’s something simple yet effective about toilet humor, never fails to get a laugh out of me.

he forgor that you need to drink more water when eating fiber

“Giving anal birth to Dwayne The Rock Johnson”

Man, that must’ve been painful as fuck.

“A fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me”

Good lord 😆 😆 😆 😆

Hahaha oh wow, this was so funny, I went into this thinking this is going to be so dumb, ugh.

Holy shit that was fucking hillarious ^^ its also my fav. greentext from now on