I tried to do that once when I was a wee one. Got a good running start and leapt as far as I could. Looked down at the last moment and realized I wasn’t missing the ground, threw my arms out and landed awkwardly on my outstretched hand.
Didn’t manage to fly, but I did become double jointed in my thumb!
Related: standing is also bad for you
Guess I’ll just die
Nah. Hitcherhikers Guide yourself into learning how to fly.
The real trick is falling and missing the ground.
I tried to do that once when I was a wee one. Got a good running start and leapt as far as I could. Looked down at the last moment and realized I wasn’t missing the ground, threw my arms out and landed awkwardly on my outstretched hand.
Didn’t manage to fly, but I did become double jointed in my thumb!