• Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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    26 days ago

    "ToHard, famous for beating every FromSoft game after having his eyes ritualistically removed and his feet surgically swapped with his hands, has set a new record.

    He has speedrun every title, continuously, using only his anus. By setting the discs on the floor and squatting above them, he has gotten good in a way we never expected.

    Now, let’s see how he does when we introduce the banana…"