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The original was posted on /r/guildwars2 by /u/moondoggylunark69 on 2024-10-13 09:14:09+00:00.


  1. This is my arrow cart. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

  2. My arrow cart is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

  3. My arrow cart without me, is useless. Without my arrow cart, I am useless. I must fire my arrow cart true. I must shoot curvier than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will …

  4. My arrow cart and myself know that what counts in this war is not the arrows we fire, the conditions of skill 2-5, nor the loot bags we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit….

  5. My arrow cart is charr, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a zergling. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its supply, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my arrow cart clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ….

  6. Before Rngeezus, I swear this creed. My arrow cart and myself are the defenders of my garrison. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my tier 3 garrison (Anet yoinked it).

  7. So be it, until victory is Green Team’s and there is no enemy, but loot bags!!