- cross-posted to:
- 4chan@lemmy.world
- greentext@sh.itjust.works
- cross-posted to:
- 4chan@lemmy.world
- greentext@sh.itjust.works
Item #: SCP-███
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-███ is to be housed in a hermetically sealed containment chamber at Site-███. The chamber must be equipped with industrial-grade air filtration systems and must be disinfected hourly. Personnel entering the chamber must wear Level A hazmat suits and carry a personal air purification unit. Under no circumstances should personnel remain within SCP-███’s containment chamber for more than 15 minutes.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 27-year-old Caucasian male, previously known as █████ ███████, who has been the subject of an anomalous physiological change resulting from an extended period of poor personal hygiene. SCP-███ possesses the belief that abstaining from cleaning his genital area will produce pheromones attractive to women. This belief has manifested an anomalous property in SCP-███, generating a noxious odor that repels humans within a 250-meter radius.
The odor produced by SCP-███ has been classified as SCP-███-1. SCP-███-1 has been shown to cause immediate nausea, disorientation, and a strong instinctual urge to flee in exposed subjects. Continued exposure leads to more severe symptoms, including vomiting, temporary blindness, and in some cases, auditory hallucinations.
Addendum ███-A: Extract for Psychological Evaluation
Dr. ███████: Can you explain why you continue this… regimen, despite its effects?
SCP-███: You don’t understand. I’m on the verge of a breakthrough. They just haven’t smelled it long enough. They’ll come around. They always do in the end.
you didnt just effortpost this shitpost
what happens if they wash him
Now this is what I assume is usually happening on 4-chan
Not too far off. /b/ seems to have been inundated with a spam meme about some goth guy eating logs of shit for at least a few months now.
few months??? dude this has been a thing for like a decade.
Why did this make me laugh??
I mostly see either normal porn, some disgusting shit or gay sex.
Delete this.