All my homies hate Fitche

Fichte, [crowd boos], yeah, you know. Fichte, he’s bad folks, don’t read him. People come up to me everyday and ask “Trump, when does the synthesis happen?”, they really do, and I have to tell them. Look, stop using the thesis-antithesis-synthesis talk, it’s wrong. I tell them, read the phenomenology of spirit, and show me where Hegel says that? Guess what? You won’t find it. Baron even knows this, Baron knows Hegel better than Hegel scholars. They don’t even read him because he isn’t woke. Can you believe it? Our big German boy, who gave us the tools to understand the world, they wont even read him. When you re-elect me, we are putting Hegel back into the schools. [crown cheers and chants “HEGEL”]

Nuh nuh no… he’s gotta point, man… yuh know uh

You live in the context of everything before ye… ye didn’t fall out the coco tree, did ye?

The bud and the flower are different, but like also the same bro. Like think about it. When the bud dissapears when it becomes a flower, it’s like the flower refuted the bud, just like when the flower becomes a fruit dude. It seems like these things are kinda like false forms of each other, right? Like these stages aren’t just different, but supplant one another because they are incompatible. But like this activity just makes them different moments of an organic unity. They don’t just contradict one another, cause one is as necessary as the other. This equal necessity is what makes the life of the whole.

You could say this in stoner voice on tictok and sell some merch lol

idk but i’m still hoping for someone to explain freud in terms of big dick energy