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You’re out of your element, 3PO.
That means that I don’t work, I don’t fly an x-wing, I don’t fucking ride in an x-wing, I don’t herd nerfs, I don’t turn on the bacta tank, and I sure as shit DON’T FUCKING PODRACE on Life Day!
How do you blow up a death star Walter?
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. My life is in your hands, dude.
Oh please, dear? For your information, the Galactic Courts of Justice have roundly rejected prior restraint.
Look man this isn’t a New Republic thing.
Those Sith fucks! This whole fuckin’ thing! I did not watch my buddies die face-down in the snow so this fuckin’ strumpet, this fuckin’ whore could waltz around the galaxy–
I’m staying. I’m finishing my bantha milk.
Greedo, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
That poor bounty hunter? That poor slut.
you want a hand? I can get you a hand.
God damn you Han! You fuckin’ asshole! Everything’s a fuckin’ travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Hoth? What the fuck, has anything got to do with Hoth? What the fuck are you talking about?
I’m sorry man I’m sorry.
Fuck it dude let’s go Podracing.
The ‘dark side’? That’s like, your opinion dude.
Rebels. Fuck me. Say what you want about the tenets of the Empire, at least it’s an ethos
I was going to say, “Woah, the Rebels had an ethos,” but now that I think about it nihilists have an ethos too. Whoosh, I guess.
You want a lightsaber servered bounty hunter arm? I can get you a lightsaber servered bounty hunter arm by the end of the day!
I am the Womprat
Shut the fuck up duffman!
This put the biggest goddamn smile on my face. I love this thread so much.
Hoth you say? I have a story about ‘You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!’
There’s an In ‘N’ Out on the way.
The In ‘N’ Out is on Coruscant.
Nobody ****s with the Jesus! I have the death sentence on 12 lanes!
